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Posted; HOME PAGE 18/08/2018Posted: 19/08/2018
Heavy mizzle at St Columb therefore the Car Boot for 10.00 am is cancelled. Sorry ......... ..........................! Sellers should arrive at least one hour before the start times at all locations! Thank you to all buyers and sellers who contributed towards a very successful changeover for one week from MITCHELL to St Columb Major today! To the ones who were rude and threatening to my team members you can 'blow up your brown pants FFS!!' Which reminds me a thug local bloke threatened physical violence towards my missus at TRURO last Sunday, I cannot wait to see him this SUNDAY, we have made a report to the Police about his threat of PHYSICAL VIOLENCE and he is BARRED from all CBC locations. ............................................................................................... PADSTOW is now END OF SEASON! Next year we will hold the SALE on WEDNESDAYS which were successful in previous years. Thank you to those who supported PADSTOW! Geoff
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This has just arrived in my junk mail! WAALOBs!!Posted: 18/08/2018
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Thanks and may Allah bless you
Miss Ayesha Qaddafi

I mean, what an absolute load of bollocks and why pick on me FFS?
Do you ever get pleading emails from people who you have never met in your life then suddenly they are offering you countless thousands and millions if you would let them have your bank details so this load of imaginary dosh can be safe in your account and for security they ask for your credit card details then the fcuk off with all of your money and you end up with sweet FA! FFS! I mean some of these foreigners do try to take the piss out of us Cornish folk especially with a surname like Qaddafi, sounds like Mad Colonel 'Gaddafi' Duck of Libya FFS!
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SATURDAY we move from MITCHELL to St Columb Major for ONE week only at 12.00 noonPosted: 13/08/2018
NO MITCHELL this SATURDAY it has been moved to St Columb Major for ONE WEEK ONLY SATURDAY at 12.00 noon! TR8 4JA
WE will move for ONE Saturday only from MITCHELL to St Columb Major on this SATURDAY at 12.00 noon! The Reason is; The Landlord at MITCHELL agreed several years ago for a family member to hold his wedding and reception at MITCHELL Car Boot location this SATURDAY only hence we will transfer the event at 12.00 noon to St Columb Major, nothing more sinister that that! Tell your friends please. Thank you. Geoff
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Phyliss Funeral arrangements;Posted: 09/08/2018
Phyllis’ funeral will take place at Penmount Crematorium on Friday August 17th at 1.30pm. Family flowers only but donations if desired for The Friends of Falmouth Hospital may be sent to Keith Penrose Undertakers at Mawnan Smith.

If you knew Phyllis and would like to mourn her passing at the crematorium or join the family for tea and cake to celebrate her lovely long life at Falmouth rugby club from 2.30 pm then please do join us.
We chose the rugby club on a Friday because of Phyllis’ many happy times at the car boot there over a period of 20+ years.

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Phyliss the plants and weeds lady has died peacefully.Posted: 06/08/2018
Dear Geoff and Lou
Just to let you know Phyllis died peacefully yesterday with her family by her bedside at Falmouth hospital.
Thank you to everyone who sent cards , Phyllis loved receiving them they brightened her days and her room!
Funeral details to follow with everyone very welcome to attend.
Kind Regards

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Rare (but not insanely) Jimi Hendrix record bought for a quid at FALMOUTH CAR BOOT SALE and sold for £304.00!Posted: 30/07/2018
What about this knowing nothing about records Mandy walked around the stalls at Falmouth whilst new husband 'golden balls' is looking after the stall and her pick up this record and says to the seller 'How much is this please' "Yours for a quid" Sold!
Now then her takes the record back to their stall and says to new hubby Rob "Look what I bought is it any good it was only a pound' As a man with a big heart and a tight fisted B'stard to boot he immediately gives new wife Mandy her quid and immediately hyper- ventilates as he realizes the record could go for 'big money' so he puts it on e Bay and it sells for £304.00 quids mate!

These two are absolutely dedicated to the TV Poldark series in fact they both go weak at the knees at the sight of the main male character but forgive me I do not know his name nor do I want to, anyway the dreadful BBC series recently had a showing of the latest Poldark tripe here in Cornwall when hundreds of square eyed fan followers awaited the arrival of Poldarks main man who did not have the courtesy to show up to the besotted gathering! 'Kick the bugger off the set' that's what Geoff Says, some fans were crying (hilarious fun) FFS that is such blatant rudeness and arrogance SACK HIM!!'

Back to Rob and his £303.00 profit, well done son it could not have happened to a nicer couple and I am sure Mandy who is a former page 3 model of Page 3 newspapers the Times and Telegraph or so I believe. Rob has had some really lucky purchases over the years hence the title golden balls!
Well done Falmouth Car Boot Sale for offering such a bargain!!

Ps; I might be wrong by calling them Mr & Mrs cos rumour has it they are going to have a big Poldark wedding with all the guests dressed up as the daft Poldark series. Whatever turns you on, if I find out the time and date I will let everybody know on Face-book so hundreds will turn up and Rob will have to buy them all a drink from his profit dear of him!
Bought at Falmouth Car Boot Sale for £1.00 sold for £304.00 on eBay!
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PHYLLIS the plant lady very poorly, for those who remember her a card would be most appreciated, please. Posted: 28/07/2018
From Jan daughter in law of Phyllis;

Hi Geoff,

Just for info Phyllis / Sheila is very poorly and now in Falmouth hospital for palliative care. She was 93 on the 14th July. She is on Boscawen ward and I wondered if anyone who remembers the plant lady would like to send her a card just to brighten her day. She’s in good spirits and is reflecting on her lovely long life with her family around her. Falmouth car boot gets a lot of mentions!

Kind regards
Jan ( daughter in law)
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WARNING!! Fake £20. notes!! Serial number AE49 252380 NEWQUAY Car Boot Thursday at 12.00 noon FRIDAY at FALMOUTH at 12.30 pmPosted: 21/07/2018
Retention of Counterfeit Currency which means that if you try to bank a 'fake' £20.00 note the bank are duty bound to keep your 'fake' £20.00 note and you are the loser! Apparently the note looks inferior but when you are or your buyer is in hurry you take the offered note. Several years ago at Mitchell two 'dosh thugs' came to the sale and changed 6 £20.00 notes before the alarm was raised, however the 'dosh thugs' had caught a husband and wife team not speaking to each other and working both ends of their stall they took a 'fake' 20 quid note each FFS! Hilarious!! Apparently they didn't talk to each other on the way home neither me hansoms! Every time I see them I start "Do you remember?" Beware, be very aware! Geoff

Sellers should arrive at least one hour before the start time of all of our locations. Keep vigil on your selling items! Watch out!!
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PADSTOW is now END OF SEASON/ 2019 we will move to WEDNESDAYS 2.00 pm
End of season at PADSTOW this year. In 2019 we will run these sales on WEDNESDAYS at 2.00 pm so people who have to get up so early to go to Rosudgeon
@ St Columb Major BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY STARTS at 5.00 pm
Starts - 5.00pm
@ Falmouth RUGBY CLUB Bank Holiday MONDAY at 10.00 am
Starts - 10.00am
Starts - 1.30pm
@ PADSTOW Car Boot Sale starts MONDAYS at 10.00 am
Starts - 10.00am
@ NEWQUAY Circus Fields!
Starts - 12.00am
@ NEWQUAY Circus Fields every THURSDAY at 12.00 noon
Starts - 12.00pm
@ Falmouth Rugby Club FRIDAYS (subject to weather)
Starts - 12.30am
@ MITCHELL this SATURDAYS at 12.00 TRANSFER to St Columb at 12.00
Starts - 12.00pm
@ TRURO every SUNDAY at 1.30 pm
Starts - 1.30pm
@ St COLUMB MAJOR STARTS at 10.00 am
Starts - 10.00am
@ PENRYN this SUNDAY at 3.00 pm
Starts - 3.00pm
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