The bloody British weather has been very unfair to our business this year so far so I sympathise with sellers and buyers missing the pleasures of buying and selling on several of our cancelled car boots because of the pissing rain, We are unfortunately in the business that if we cancel a Car Boot then no-one gets payment of any sort, we dont, our Landlords don’t, the toilet hire company don’t, and our staff don’t because they stay tome all day and have to communicate with the wife or the hubby and the kids ffs! I know of one of our customers who has got 56 grandkids and he is seriously ‘pig sick’ of em all and would like run away! I wish he would, he is quite a pain in the arse for himself when his suppositories keep popping out (that is so cruel of me, he is a nice bloke has a good sense of humour, (I fking hope so ffs) but in fairness he has a lovely wife and her is in total control, like all wives (ttfftffs) nice couple (well she is)! Now then a bit of Car Boot business, firstly a decision was made after the influence of a Landlord that Mitchell would go ahead but was abandoned because of the dreaded weather ffs, Penryn Campus was off as well, now then;
Buyers; When you buy from a stall and you ask the seller to look after your purchases DO NOT forget ffs to collect them before you leave to go home, it happens almost every Car Boot Sale fs, don’t forget see, and don’t blame the other half cos the buyer has the rights to resell your purchases after two weeks see!! “Be aware that there are some miserable B’stards or sods who want to either steal you dosh or items from your stall, be secure concentrate, Don’t smoke fs, keep off your mobile, stop eying the talent (just ask for their numbers) you are in charge of a selling area the size of your bathroom fs” Your target should exceed £75 for men and £100.00 for ladies (cos women do it better see) X We love you all (well at least some of you) enjoy your life, look in the mirror be happy with yourself, you are what you are, you are who you are my lovers, deal with it fs, you are a miracle to modern science (allegedly ffs) but you’ve got what you’ve got which may be not a lot so suck it up man (that could be nice, with practice) but that’s life my man, shit like that happens in the real world don’t it though, but my lovers be happy with YOU cos YOU is the main lady or gent on this planet in your life so be good in this god awful world in a war that is not ours but you are alive so live your life in happiness around the folks you live with and love dears! And if you’ve fallen on hard times (been there) take it on the chin sort it out, find a job some of you but be in charge of your own lives cos no bugger owns YOU cos YOU are your very own real personage and love yourself forever, now that’s what you call loyalty dears!! Now then some of you will say WAALOBs Some haven’t read nor will they ffs, others will say “Typical Geoff Says, stoned again” But but but, I am now out of it and on my third toke of the early morning, out of pain so happiness abounds for a couple of hours, so I don’t gaf my birds!
I often get suggestions to hold early morning Car Boot Sales like in the old days at Truro and Hayle 8.00 am sales which no doubt the Cornish people and their visiting guests have well supported over many years, times change, any ideas for a venue would be well accepted but then would we get support?

Karen Dearest! America!
Over the years we have had Christian names of thousands and millions of ladies however in the US of A the name that is going through the bleeden wringer at the moment is Karen ffs! Karen’s are America’s most hated women who are horrible to neighbours especially if the neighbours are black, they will complain about everything bit like our TV programme Neighbours from hell but KAREN is far far worse they cause havoc and misery to their poor people next door starting fights one old biatch told her black neighbour who was enjoying preparing a barbeque for his family next door Karen started shouting over the fence “I don’t flunking want a barbeque next to my house” her leaned over the fence fs with a hose put the figging BBQ out whilst spraying his kids and mrs with fricking cold water did Karen, next she decides to spray the word ‘niggers’ in red paint on the mans car, eventually the police arrived and locked Karen up but who wants to live next door to a figging complete and utter nutter like that ffs, I mean there are films on You Tube on the destruction and unhappiness these USAs Karen’s are causing in every state and it’s getting out of control. The worst KAREN’S are locked up in prison some lifers for their rotten behaviour in society. If you have You Tube you can see the disruptions habits and of some of KAREN’S fighting the police to avoid being arrested, the dears of them (no, not the police) KAREN’S!! By the way, I have never known a KAREN so if your name is KAREN then tell me and I will export you to America’s DONALD TRUMP who is the equivalent and male opposite to a KAREN and a flunking idiot to boot and of course he lost the Erection the lunatic spud faced B’stard who is ruining America day by day! Biden is doing a great job but America will soon have a lady President Kamala Harris, with luck! And TRUMP could be in prison fs.

GIVE UP FAGS SAVE YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE WORTH IT fs!! Geoff