Sunday at TRURO Cattle Market! 02.06.2024

We had a really good summer type Car Boot Sale where it were a lovely day, we had more than 1000 adults mums and dads and their snotty nose brats of whom we all love at times gone by, however from what I have seen of the parenting here in Cornwall is an absolute credit to all mums and dads on the great relationships you all have had as witnessed by yours truly over 35 years of running our Car Boot Sales, power to you all and kids you are all a credit to your parents and your families. We get some stroppy kids that want this and want that who should learn some decent manners sir! go without, most parents stand their ground and will not be bossed around by some snot-gobbler of a son (well it’s normally the boys aren’t it though!) Truthfully, I have the greatest respect to the kids at school, I know there are some real brats, but the majority of all ages I have got to know over 35 years at our Car Boot Sales are an absolute credit to themselves their parents and their schools and the lovely Cornwall. The dear of them all, well some of them, well perhaps just a few of them ffs!! Auntie Mildred hates the bloody lot of those layabout kids so why tf does her need to join the conversation! I am seriously going off the rails here! Break time to feed the ducks and Alpacas and we have 12 sheep belonging to farmer Trevor from on yon side of road me hansom and they are a chewing the grass, my job is to humanise them when he collects them they are fat and healthy, listen to this, he then takes them to market to get sold at auction makes a nice little earner and what does he give me as a miserable thank you ?? A pound of chops yup a pound of chops! The miserable sod but a thoroughly nicer man you could not wish to meet ffs, he loves who loves my MANCAVE, a pound of upping chops ffs! Still in the freezer ffs! I mean all of the hours that I put into his fat and healthy sheep where they kept nicking the Alpacas and the ducks feed and they were a eating of oceans of hay all provided for free by yours truly, I mean, a pound of chops the dear of him, he is so tight he won’t even take his charming wife on a cruise but I am just gonna stir the shit and hand him an envelope to give to his wife with booking forms for a cruise for him and his lovely lady. He is due to come to see me this week and I shall read this to him so, he says he hasn’t got anyone to run the place whilst he be away my bird, simple, I think I have a plan and it is not me ffs! More to follow………….

Sunday at TRURO Cattle Market! 02.06.2024

We had a really good summer type Car Boot Sale where it were a lovely day, we had more than 1000 adults mums and dads and their snotty nose brats of whom we all love at times gone by, however from what I have seen of the parenting here in Cornwall is an absolute credit to all mums and dads on the great relationships you all have had as witnessed by yours truly over 35 years of running our Car Boot Sales, power to you all and kids you are all a credit to your parents and your families. We get some stroppy kids that want this and want that who should learn some decent manners sir! go without, most parents stand their ground and will not be bossed around by some snot-gobbler of a son (well it’s normally the boys aren’t it though!) Truthfully, I have the greatest respect to the kids at school, I know there are some real brats, but the majority of all ages I have got to know over 35 years at our Car Boot Sales are an absolute credit to themselves their parents and their schools and the lovely Cornwall. The dear of them all, well some of them, well perhaps just a few of them ffs!! Auntie Mildred hates the bloody lot of those layabout kids so why tf does her need to join the conversation! I am seriously going off the rails here! Break time to feed the ducks and Alpacas and we have 12 sheep belonging to farmer Trevor from on yon side of road me hansom and they are a chewing the grass, my job is to humanise them when he collects them they are fat and healthy, listen to this, he then takes them to market to get sold at auction makes a nice little earner and what does he give me as a miserable thank you ?? A pound of chops yup a pound of chops! The miserable sod but a thoroughly nicer man you could not wish to meet ffs, he loves who loves my MANCAVE, a pound of upping chops ffs! Still in the freezer ffs! I mean all of the hours that I put into his fat and healthy sheep where they kept nicking the Alpacas and the ducks feed and they were a eating of oceans of hay all provided for free by yours truly, I mean, a pound of chops the dear of him, he is so tight he won’t even take his charming wife on a cruise but I am just gonna stir the shit and hand him an envelope to give to his wife with booking forms for a cruise for him and his lovely lady. He is due to come to see me this week and I shall read this to him so, he says he hasn’t got anyone to run the place whilst he be away my bird, simple, I think I have a plan and it is not me ffs! More to follow………….