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Now then, I seriously have run out of the weed stuff, know wot I mean mate and I seriously need some because of the effects of the cannabis on my pains until the last few days so I have been an irritable bastard and don’t give a fcuk who knows it! Any way’s up through the underworld of the Cannabis available in the region of the de-weed man, spooky or what ffs! So, I found a man who said ‘gis us a couple of quid mate and I will find out’ Sniff-sniff say no more said the copper than texts backwards and forwards and a meeting at a strip club, deal done, I got de-weed smoke my man and I am some gonna get stoned, so I am ffs!
I get home and secretly hide my little stash, that’s two little stashes I’ve got mate! (one is wearing out a bit but still wakes up when shaken (not stirred) with renewed interests fs) (a teenth was all I could afford, whatever) Now the truth, I live in the loveliest part of Cornwall the best place to live in the world is my biased opinion. The house belongs to my lovely wife which was given to Lou by her mother when we moved to accommodate Julia who has dementia and the very latest is that JULIA, she is still with us but staying in a lovely care home where she is happy having spent 6 years at huge costs covered by careful investments by husband and wife. I had some great times with Julia, she always fancied me which pissed Lou off quite a bit but nope the delightfully Julia she had a great sense of humour when her shouted that my Lou was the third person in mine and Lou’s life, that went down really well ffs! When I was stoned, I used to really wind her up. I told her that she would have to sleep in the fridge one night, so she got ready in her nighty came down the stairs opened the door of the fridge turned around and said “Goodnight darling” aimed at me all overseen by her darling daughter who was unamused fs and I am rolling cos I think it’s hilarious as Julia starts unpacking the fluking fridge so she can get in it and Lou is totally not amused so I went to bed to get out of the fluking way ffs and guess what I got up with my usual leg pains at 3.00 am, I goes into the kitchen and the entire stuff that in the shelves and the pigging freezer was in every spare place in the kitchen so I had to repack the bloody lot cos I was part stoned and it was my idea but a sodding good laugh! Guess what, she did not remember anything about the fridge the dear of her. She knows me when I go to see her, I make her laugh, so she still has her sense of humour. But my lovers it upsets me to go as there are quite a lot of other people in that there Gods Waiting Room some are totally with it but the majority are unfortunately are totally without it, however they are in a safe home the staff love their patients but it’s that the inmates random screaming and shouting sweet fcuk-all over nowt ffs is more that I can cope with so I want to get out before I decided to join them all ffs! God, I would some wind them up fs! We had a phone call from the care home I may have told you before (do I care, do I fcuk) that Julia my mother-in-law was caught in bed with a male inmate at the Care Home and she were a-wobbling with his dodger-willy and her were a liking it. It’s when her took her false teeth out for the sloppy inevitable that I could not have coped with! But we all do it, don’t we though?