NEWQUAY IS CANCELLED due to HEAVY RAIN as forecast by BBBC!! BUT MITCHELL is on SATURDAY Lots of sellers Lots of buyers!!!SORRY CAR BOOT SALE on FRIDAY 9th of AUGUST AT TRURO IS CANCELLED-


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NEWQUAY is off today due to the RAIN and Forecasts!!

SORRY the TRURO CAR BOOT on FRIDAY the 9th of AUGUST is CANCELLED due to private circumstances, sorry. X

TRURO IS OUR ONLY CAR BOOT SALE THIS SUNDAY at 12.00 noon DUE TO BOARDMASTERS Taking over at St COLUMB MAJOR!! Sorry

May, I on behalf of Car Boots Cornwall welcome our tourists to our sales. Dogs are welcome we need to see your empty poo bags on arrival, if your dog has had a crap it is your responsibility to pick it up and put it into your poo bags then take it home with you because you brought it with you, didn’t you though? Enjoy your stay with us. Geoff. X

  SUNDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00pm. (NOT THIS SUNDAY!!)

TUESDAYS AT NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon

This THURSDAYS at NEWQUAY (TR8 4NY) @ 12.00 noon CANCELLED TODAY!

FRIDAYS at St COLUMB MAJOR (TR8 4JA) at 12.00 noon NOT 9th of August!!

SATURDAYS at MITCHELL (TR8 5FD) at 12.00 noon

All BANK HOLIDAY MONDAYS at TRURO at 12.00 noon & at St COLUMB MAJOR at 2.00 pm!! BOTH GO AHEAD!

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Geoff Says!

What an amazing day at TRURO today but you always get something that spoils the day, as many of you will know the BBC put out a warning that the POLICE had notified about thugs going around selling cigarettes that have poison chemicals and they should NOT be smoked ffs! Now it’s typical that some of my loyal customers 7 of them came to tell me about two men trying to sell these poison fags and descriptions were given! I got my two ladies Lauren & Seren to walk around with me and in no time at all we met with one of them who had just approached another regular, I walked up to the man put my hand firmly on his shoulder and said ” If you sell another cigarette in this field these two young ladies will call the Police who will be here in no time” that was enough for the two men to bugger off immediately, so the girls did nothing, no change there then, but the happiness for the girls is that it is today is Lauren’s 21st birthday (correction her 21st in on the 9th of August) and her was going to do a party barbeque tonight (on the 9th) for our other two ladies and all her friends. Enjoy your evening! These poisoned cigarettes could kill, don’t buy fags off anyone the Police are really active on this one, give up smoking any cigarettes the warnings are on the pigging packets my man my lady ffs!! Cannabis has no poisons and is highly successful in curing all sorts of illnesses especially those with severe pains, I can certainly vouch for that my lovers! Great day, thanks to all who attended and the BARGAINS were amazing, see! Geoff. If anyone tries to sell these fags to you “SHOP THEM” or tell me if it happens at our Car Boot Sales although I am reliably informed that at Lanhydrock the same men were selling the fags without any admonishment from the management allowing poisonous fags to be sold to their customers ffs!!

 

RULES IS RULES whoever you are!!

And so, It is written in the rules that NO PERSONS are allowed behind your selling stall other than you and your your partner and I will enforce the ruling by BARRING any offenders! Why? Because over 35 years we have had various incidents fs where items have been stolen by fellow sellers ffs or indeed by family members wtf from behind sellers stalls! The area you are entitled is the size you need, that is the area of your selling to the buyers and general public! In your interest abide by this ruling!

 

Now then! To people who are disabled and are the Blue Pass holders which is a total privilege by the way, I am one of those holders and I would never abuse the system nor make demands for privileged parking fs!

Now then, I am speaking to some of the old farts passholders who arrive later than the start time, they pay their ONE POUND thinking they have just bought the entire parking lot ffs then they make demands of where they will park ffs! But it doesn’t work like that my lovers, we operate on a first come gets the best parking and the late arrival wtf are lucky to get in so guess what? they start getting offensive to my team of ladies who collect your miserable pound and say ‘but I’m disabled’ well so what, so am I ffs but I would never make demands where to frigging park what is not available in a hugely busy private Car Boot Sale so my answer to the miserable sods who say “I can’t walk” ffs! Well my lovers, you are out in the country gods chosen country of Cornwall  getting clean fresh air and your doctors would approve of you getting some exercise so do not be rude to my team members or you can stick your pound where the sun don’t shine my birds and stay at home and have a moan at someone else, be happy fs, you are alive in the best place to live in this world of ours! Bless your darling hearts. (two faced bugger) I think I’m going to puke up dears!! And guess what, the real moaners are true red blooded CORNISH born and ill-bred ffs. Loves! Geoff. XX

I love being antagonistic I am 86 so I don’t really GAF my lovers, truth to tell but I love our Car Boot Community, Lou and I have some very happy memories but then so has the communities of people who have supported us, so hear is a massive thank you and if you’ve got any spare home grown I would appreciate a couple of buds and then a couple more ffs. Be happy and love yourselves first and last and be nice to others and feed the birds but mainly feed yourselves and watch your weight ffs!

No secret eating of CRISPS ffs over the years CRISPS contribute to you having an enlarged belly mate and your belly button has suddenly disappeared so there is NO WAY BACK, deal with it ffs NOW! You now need to have your food intake every other day which works if you keep to the rules but it makes you a miserable bustard to live with ffs!