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[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCFVsDpgsY[/embed]CAR BOOT SALES ARE A GREAT PLACE TO FIND A PARTNER !
Car Boot Sales are a great place to find a partner so getting to know some of our regulars where we can get to the ‘real live gossip’ which is great fun, it’s ‘change your partner’ time! Over the years Lou and I have witnessed some amazing relationships that have started off at our sales, we cannot say they last forever cos we are continuously stunned at how quickly some blokes dump one missus and the following week he appears with another woman on his arm walking around the booty with a smug ‘look at me’ attitude and being all…
Security for you! Our sellers!
CANCELLATIONS! In the 'Interest of PUBLIC SAFETY we keep a keen eye on weather forecasts that could affect our Car Boot Sales like the TUESDAY and THURSDAY at Newquay of 1st and 3rd of April 2025. The forecasts of heavy winds alone causes problems for sellers who set up their stall only to find that selling items are being blown off their stall including glass and China items much to the annoyance of sellers. Therefore I reserve the rights to CANCEL whenever we have forecasts of rain and high winds so, we advise as many people including our team members…
The Cooking Fat is back!
In my previous blog I mentioned that a Ferrell Cat has adopted me for feeding it twice a day, it is charming until you want to stroke it then it thinks you are playing with it then it shows it's claws and with one swipe it had drawn blood from me on three occasions but it is a beautiful black and white moggie so I will have to see if I can tame it up a bit. Anyway while we were away friends stayed at our house with plenty of food for Cooking Fat they fed it and pissed off…
Mrs Sewer-mouth
Peace perfect peace, had lovely breakfast, Lou believes it or not has gone to the hottest beach on record to do what ffs pigging YOGA wtf! Her is gonna come back ooking burnt to a bleeding cinder, mad dogs and Geordie Woman go out in the midday sun so they say but her is great fun has a brilliant brain cannot spell nor add up for toffee ffs! Anyway, this is about me and my observation, the lady who was going ooking berserk with offensive ooking language yesterday was at the outside lounge as they call it, I call a…
Arriving @ ALBEFEURO (Portugal)
So, we are off to Portugal for ten days starting off by arriving at Newquay Airport arriving in enough time to join a queue that is allegedly called “Priority” which is a load of old bollocks, it means nothing more than being herded into a space for twenty passengers that eventually holds 55 and some 40 minutes later you are allowed to get to the steps to board this Ryan Air flight to Albefeuro> My seat number was 1C which put me on the front row wedged into a seat small enough for a kid next door to ‘fat bloke’…
Geoff Says! Cooking Fat the Cat!
It is 4.00 am, I have been in my Mancave since 2 Ish so I am part stoned and out of pain with my boring legs. I was offered a CT scan right in the middle of this holiday which starts today so I reluctantly had to decline ffs however another person will benefit from my absence all is fair! Now then, as you all know I live in a small farm with my lovely (ish) wife who is going through all sorts of pains (so am I ffs) with headaches galore and somehow or other I am the reason…
Sunday at TRURO Cattle Market!
Sunday at TRURO Cattle Market! 02.06.2024 We had a really good summer type Car Boot Sale where it were a lovely day, we had more than 1000 adults mums and dads and their snotty nose brats of whom we all love at times gone by, however from what I have seen of the parenting here in Cornwall is an absolute credit to all mums and dads on the great relationships you all have had as witnessed by yours truly over 35 years of running our Car Boot Sales, power to you all and kids you are all a credit to…
Geoff Says, I need to toke with you!
"I am thinking hard of trying to become mayor of Cornwall petitioning to Legalise Cannabis and Ban Fags forever in the name of St Piran forever on the weed stuff even to this with me. I would like for anyone over the age 18 to be free to grow up to 5 Cannabis plants seeds a year for their own personal consumption period! Remember Cannabis is not a killer compared to smoking cigarettes, see Google Any one who wants to stand with me is welcome, there will be no aggro, all fun mate! We would need to borrow a field…