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From Cheshire back to Truro!
Cheshire; We are now downsizing like fury to get rid of even more clothes and collectables to be prepared for our catering van and its third fully loaded trip back to storage in Truro and it hasn’t been easy at time with me threatening to ‘just go home FFS’ but dear mother in law has made it all most difficult but at times but funny to hell. This morning I walk into the kitchen for breakfast there is Julia who my darling wife has put in charge of toasting 3 tea cakes. That is all we require of you Julia…Cheshire is certainly not better than Cuba!
It's Dementia time my lovers! I must beg all of you Grandma’s and Granddad’s and other old farts to de-clutter your homes before you pop-off this wonderful world, my serious advice is to look all round you at some of your collections of junky items most of them are complete dust collectors and probably you have oceans of them in every room in your home, on a good day you would may be lucky to raised 30 bob per room for this pile of crap at our boot sales!! By junk I mean most things that you own or were…Living with Dementia is great fun-so far!
Sorry about no Geoff Says for a while here is my excuse! Please do not take offense at any my comments about my mother-in-law who loves reading and approves of my blogs. Yesterday mother-in- law had a memory test at our house when it was almost confirmed that she is suffering from Dementia subject to a scan at Treliske Hospital. The story so far; Julia and Gordon Flanagan are Louise’s parents over recent years they have been coming to Cornwall staying at our home and looking after our bitch dog Nana Moon. Julia & Gordon are a clean living god…Its Christmas FFS!
Yohoho! what a lovely day at Truro yesterday for the last Car Boot of the season which to my mind has been the worst season for many years so good riddance to 2016 season and roll on 2017 in the hope that sellers will do better than this year. Today we were expectedly quiet with about 30 sellers but up to 600 buyers and their kids spent well on the stalls so the majority of people went home happy. The Judge Rinder story has gathered a lot of interest from people who want to go on the coach trip to…CAR BOOTS CORNWALL have been summoned to appear at JUDGE RINDERS Court for trial by TV FFS!!
The last two occasions I wrote something on Geoff Says that was potentially confrontational (but I only tell the truth) a couple of idiots complained to the Police wasting their time completely. CBC has great mutual respect with the Police but although I have my loyal fans in the force who enjoy Geoff Says they are not in the slightest bit interested in anything I have to say in my Geoff Says clap-trap blog column where I exercise my complete rights to FREE SPEECH I know enough about the law not to break it so if you are offended by…Judge Rinder; Part 2
Anyways up, regulars will remember that on 22/09/2016 I wrote a blog entitled “Charity Collection Complaints” reporting that one of a regular ‘alleged charity sellers’ at our PAR MARKET Car Boot weekly sales. He had been given for at least 4/5 years a 50% discount on the price of his stall by CBC as he had claimed that he was collecting donations on behalf of a famous and wonderful lifesaving charity. However by his own admission it seem that most of the monies collected ‘did not go to the lifesaving charity’ why? Because the seller insisted that firstly he ‘deducts…Judge Rinder; Do you want to come on a coach trip? Names to Marge please;
“Hello, I am a researcher from the TV programme Judge Rinder’s Court, do you know of a GEOFFREY PURVEY from Cornwall”? He has been in touch with our programme Producers to ask if they could bring you and your husband on to one of Judge Rinder Court televised shows so PURVEY can claim against you for barring him from your Car Boot Sales. He is claiming £1000.00 from yourselves for loss of earnings because he was barred from your Car Boot Sales. However if you were to lose the case the programme would pay the £1000.00 for you” how very…Truro ‘car boot virgins’
Last Sunday at Truro was really busy with lots of buyers and sellers with tables bulging with BARGAINS. I walked around the stalls when they were setting up and it is a credit to most of the sellers because they have enough time to display their selling items and of course the women win hands down because of their organising skills. I watch as one husband who just stood around like a lost puppy while his wife schleps away displaying his crap to sell. Pay attention and give the lady a hand dear boy, learn from “she the one who…Posted on home page 04/12/2016
RACIAL ABUSE-Truro last Sunday did you witness? Readers of Geoff Says will know that I will not tolerate racial abuse towards any persons because of their nationality or the colour of their skin. I BAR people who resort to offensive remarks or threats or tirades towards ANY and ALL members of the public attending any of my events. During this week I have received two complaints concerning a very attractive lady who was racially abused because of the colour of her skin. For the record we have known this lady who has been a house-holder resident of CORNWALL for at…SECOND OPINION!
I have just learned this story which was related to me by one of our customers that on Sunday at regular lady buyer took a liking to a brooch being sold on one stall, the buyer agreed to pay the asking price of £5.00 for the item. So pleased was the buyer she wanted the brooch professionally cleaned so she took it to her local jeweller who took such a liking to the brooch he offered her ‘there and then’ £550.00 in cash to buy it. Our buyer did the sensible thing and declined the kind offer just asking the…Page 19 of 109
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