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Further posting 30/10/2016 See you at PAR on THURSDAY at 12.00 noon
Tip of the WEEK! PAR MARKET on THURSDAY at 12.00 noon great for buyers and sellers!! Go 4 it!! Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times however if you wish to set-up early you will be charged an extra £5.00 Strictly NO Buying No Selling No reserving just set up your stall also sorry but NO WALKING around to look at the other stalls cos that really winds-up the people who have paid and are our buyers 'your customers' queuing to spend their money on your stall. Play the game! Get your stall ready!! A man complained…
British balls are best! Take a look at the Ausie weenies FFS!!!
Daffodils; 83 year old Grannie Smith was a dearly loved granny from Camborne in Cornwall. Bedsides loving her grand-kids to bits the real pride in her life was her garden where she grew the most fabulous daffodils in the front garden of her house where neighbours could admire her efforts to grow such beautiful flowers. Just along the road was a pub The Camborne Pirates well supported by locals some of whom walked past Grannie Smith’s house either to the pub or going back home late at night-time? Looking out of her kitchen window late one evening at pub ‘turning…
Me and my dog and a tender pair of ‘goolies’
My in-laws have recently gone back to Cheshire from a sodding ‘life time’ short stay (2 weeks) in our semi-detached tent in the garden here in wonderful Cornwall. At night times they that is my in-laws relax after doing almost sod-all all day knackered and I do mean sod-all and I do mean all day and I do mean knackered FFS! I mean, they take over the sitting room to relax after a 3 course meal, they either watch some boring old crap on the telly or they go through the ‘all of our yesterdays’ of their family history where…
Posted NEWSFLASH on HOME PAGE!
TODAY!! Car Boot Sales at TRURO 1.30 pm & PENRYN at 3.00 pm Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times. Both of these Car Boot Sales WILL GO AHEAD today! Just under 1000 sellers buyers and their kids turned up at Mitchell yesterday and braved the 'rain that didn't happen' and the rest of you stayed at home missing out on some bargains but the winners of the day were most definitely the SELLERS who all took good to fantastic takings. If is fair to point out that the immigrants like our gypsies are very good spenders,…
Charity Collection Complaints;
For well over a year I have had repeated complaints concerning a man who has for several years collected for a famous charity. The complainants say that he has not been paying all of the money to the charity concerned. This complaint has been investigated and I will report the details for you the reader but in particular to the people who took the trouble to tell me about this unscrupulous person who is BARRED from any of my Car Boot Sales. More to follow on Monday. Geoff
Newquay Circus Fields 2014
Louise and I and our team were on duty at a very busy Thursday Car Boot when the baby daughter of one of the sellers became very unwell. The baby mother was exceptionally concerned so we agreed to call for an ambulance. Air Ambulance contacted to ask if we would clear a field area for their landing right in the middle of the Car Boot Sale. Within minutes the helicopter had landed to collect the very sick child then taking off in no time with the very sick baby and a very upset Mumsie which for all of us watching…
Saturday 3rd September Mitchell and Wadebridge cancellations
Yet another rotten weekend ruined by the weather but at least the BBC got this forecast right this time with a success rate of 1 in 10 or thereabouts but have you noticed with these bloody weather forecast presenters whenever they get to talking about Cornwall the always stick their bloody arms directly over the map for the Cornwall area and you cannot see what sort of weather is heading your way FFS! I do not understand why these alleged presenters (cushtie job they do FAFFS) have to be on screen all the pigging time, just show us the map,…
Saturday 28th August;
What a lovely day with plenty of sunshine with some of our customers going topless (men only-shame) but decent opportunities to ‘top up that tan’ good temperature and breezes, well over 2400 men women and their kids came to enjoy the main Car Boot event of the week where NO SELLING-NO BUYING happens until the start time. Who wouldn’t be other than totally impressed when arriving at the selling field on a Saturday at 12.00 noon at Mitchell with me to greet them? Remember this, if I wasn’t there then you certainly wouldn’t be there neither me ansums, would you?…
Charity collection complaints;
For well over a year I have had repeated complaints concerning a man who has for several years collected for a famous charity. The complainants say that he has not been paying all of the money to the charity concerned. This complaint has been investigated and I will report the details for you the reader but in particular to the people who took the trouble to tell me about this unscrupulous person who is BARRED from any of my Car Boot Sales. More to follow on Monday. Geoff
Enjoy your Bank Holiday Monday!
Good weather forecast so put some sun block on your husbands don't forget the kids then it's your turn! If you are selling do not be too expensive otherwise you may well take it all home again? Watch out someone may try to steal from your stall (especially innocent looking boys, little B'stards!) If I catches you ..................? Special picture of liar of the WEEK!! Jeremy Corbyn!! Did you know that he supported the IRA when they were bombing England? The B'stard!
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