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PAR MARKET 14th July Today, I was shown a copy of The Cornish Guardian who put the story about ‘me and my blog’ on its front page totally ignoring the main story of the day The Chilcott Report identifying Tony Blair as being a war criminal with that George Bush idiot for the war that 78% of our COUNTRY voted “NO WAR in Iraq” on behalf of the United Kingdom and 78% of America said “NO WAR in Iraq” nor did they authorise the murder and deaths of up to and beyond ONE million people and the lives of 82…FREE Publicity is better than NO publicity at all!
Just imagine if I had-had the lunacy and actually bought advertising space in the Cornish Guardian and then paid for the space of half of the FRONT PAGE and a third of page two they would have charged me up to £2000.00 for the publicity then add all of the other papers who ‘hook line and sinker’ fell for this same crap story so take into consideration their offensively high advertising charges I reckon I have had about £6000.00 of FREE advertising and I didn’t pay a sodding brass farthing FFS! Result or what!! And they are still getting some…Tretherras School bans
This is the item that really upset the School Board or so I am informed but confirmed in conversation by several parents of the School (who took time to actually apologise for the School’s decision) that the ‘REMAIN Governors’ decided to cancel a legally binding contract because ‘Geoff Said’ let’s LEAVE the EU! It wasn’t what he said it’s the way he said it-they say? However what a blessing in disguise for our customers because we have now resolved our problem at Newquay Circus fields so we will remain there for the rest of the season. Diverting our customers to…Trethherras School “Bored of being Governors” should BREXIT and give the job to the seniors in the School! Go now!
TREXIT! Now then, as we all now know the ‘REMAIN’ lot lost emphatically and the ‘LEAVE’ campaign won emphatically and now CAMERON and his idiot next door neighbour left Downing Street for good, emphatically!! Result or what my lovers!! We now have an exchange of prime ministers from pretty Davy boy to not pretty at all Mrs May but she is a woman and such a relief from having to listen to Cameron’s clap trap! Next move Korbin out, Smith In, do you remember we were once deprived of another Smith who would have been a brilliant Prime Minister John…Saturday at Mitchell Car Boot Sales one hour after the start time!
We have some wonderful Drone pictures from Saturday's Mitchell Car Boot Sale. The operators of the Drone-films and pictures are www.eyeinthesky.org.uk more pictures to follow.Read this sign and learn something that if you were intelligent you would already know this fact
I have the rights of FREEDOM OF SPEECH and I will use those rights without breaking any laws. You may take offense at any or all of my website and the most popular Geoff Says blogs (One million and seventy thousands hits can't be wrong) However, it does not give you licence to waste the time of either the Police nor the dreaded local press complaining about me because I have the rights called "FREEDOM of SPEECH" and if you do not like what I write then get a life and 'move on' FFS!I have seen the trashing of my good name by the scum local press and now it is my time to retaliate!!
But you will have to wait until Monday for my bombastic fantastic ecstatic and magically enhanced explosion of Geoff Says undeniably excruciatingly drivel you must read which is a load of old bollocks and emphatically is more or less a description of Cornwall's local crud Newspapers particularly The West Briton, The Cornwall Guardian and The Newquay Voice and Uncle Tom Cobbly and trolling nerds etc. etc. That's my boy, go for it Geffers mastermind of TEN Car Boot Sales and counting!!! XCrime in Penryn;
An elderly lady pensioner in Penryn has been filmed on closed circuit cameras squirting tomato sauce onto cars parked in the street after midnight. She splodges huge quantities of the tomato sauce onto the bonnet of the cars then rubs the sauce all over the bonnet. Police are hoping to catch her red-handed FFS! Geoff See the picture and read my short poem!Page 23 of 109
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