The News, The Gossip, The Views... Geoff Says
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Make an April Fools Day resolution lads, get a shave!
It's 'get a shave day' every April the First on behalf of all the lovely LADIES who have to suffer the 'alleged designer stubble' Lads get it off you faces cos you is doing untold damage to your wives complexion's with your constant kissing her with your stubbly chin rubbing against their near perfect skin FFS. Get it off, then get it on lads, know what I mean? Incidentally, last Thursday a regular holiday maker lady who comes to Cornwall every year was so pleased to see me she forcefully 'hung the lips' on me frightening the pigging life out…Bouncy Castles;
Bouncy Castles; Due to the accidental death in Harlow Essex where seven year old Summer Grant was killed when storm winds lifted the Bouncy Castle into the air causing her death. The operators of the Bouncy Castle have been arrested and charged with the manslaughter of Summer. It is my belief that the organisers (the management) of the event will also face prosecution for allowing the Bouncy Castle to set up their air inflated Bouncy Castle taking into consideration the weather and high stormy winds. It is obvious that local councils Health & Safety Departments will be issuing new guide…Sunday the 20th of March.
Did you see this? Great day at Truro yesterday with a couple of incidents worthy of bringing to your attention. The sellers have all arrived and are setting up their stalls (no buying-no selling) until the horn those are the rules. Loads of people see Lou and myself and members of my team walking around the stalls but a few think we are looking to see what the best BARGAINS (and reserving them) there is to buy. Certainly not the case (but a brilliant idea) we are checking all stalls that sell or are trying to sell guns and knives…Sunday 20th March;
Part Two Now then, when I park up the fields I plan in my mind when the cars arrive where they will go in the different lines of sellers and I sometimes leave a space at the entrance end of a row for disabled people to have the best walking access to the toilets 3 miles away because I am that sort of a nice considerate person. Last Sunday a man drove his car through the main gates into the selling area jumping the queue and causing lots of complaints from other sellers. He was trying to do a three…Car Boot Sale at Hayle Rugby Club on Friday April 1st at 4.00 am (bring your own torches)
Also, on Friday the First of April Car Boot Sale at the more sensible time of 12.30 pm at FALMOUTH Rugby Club, Tregenver Road TR11 4PA sellers from 10.30 am You could do the 2 in one day couldn't you?Car Boots to put into your diary!
Car Boot Sales this week-subject to grounds and weather; Thursday 24th at PAR MARKET at 12.00 noon>>>> Good Friday 25th at Falmouth at 12.30 pm>>>> Saturday 26th at MITCHELL at 12.00 noon>>>> Sunday 27th at TRURO at 1.30 pm>>>> Bank Holiday Monday 28th at FALMOUTH at 10.00 am>>>> Bank Holiday Monday 28th at TRURO at 1.30 pm Sellers should arrive at least one hour before start times; Enjoy our sales and everyone be nice to your fellow booter's whether they are buyers or sellers please and NO NICKING nor Pushin-in-please FFS! Happy Easter. Geoff x Please note; Newquay will hopefully…Sunday at Truro & gossips Updated Thursday at 5.00 pm
Everyone was happy today, good weather over 80 stalls and around 2000 men women and their kids looking for and buying BARGAINS! We had one complaint about something that was stolen from a stall, I mean really, two persons both adults supervising a selling space no more than 10 x 4 and they allow someone to steal from them, what the hell were they doing FFS? Your problem, deal with it, concentrate! Lots and lots of complaints about ‘all these foreigners’ and ‘I am going to vote to get out of the EU’ seemed to be the popular opinion from…WARNING: Rude but not vulgar….FFS!
WARNING: Car Boot Sales are a great place to find a partner so getting to know some of our regulars where we can get to the ‘real live gossip’ is great fun, it’s ‘change your partner’ time! Over the years Lou and I have witnessed some amazing relationships that have started off at our sales, we cannot say they last forever cos we are continuously stunned at how quickly some blokes dump one missus and the following week he appears with another woman holding hands walking around the booty with a smug ‘look at me’ attitude and being all lovey-dovey…Mothering Sunday & smouthering Sunday!
Today’s email from Paul the hat! Hi Geoff I told your good wife about the pushers in at the queue today It wasn't Polish but Rumanians, they were asked politely to go back, but refused and started swearing at the Welsh lady Fooking in Rumanian sounds very similar to fook off in English I know there's a cultural difference but they need to understand the local’s patience will only stretch so far before a backlash will occur. Also they were pushing and shoving everybody out of the way, and that was just women FFS Yours faithfully Paul The man with…It’s great to be back, oh no it’s not!!
Hello, I have got to say a great big thank-you to Amelia, Alice, Jo-Jo and Bob for looking after the Car Boots at Truro whilst Lou and I have been away. They have done a superb job and I thank our regulars who have complimented the team’s efforts. Thank you. It was great to see such a good turnout at Truro on Sunday at 1.30 pm when we held the Car Boot Sale for the first time on the front field with over 60 sellers and up to 1200 people in all making Truro a most popular location for every…Page 27 of 109
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