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Tips about selling at our Car Boot Sales number ONE!
If you decide to sell paint at our Car Boot Sales please ensure the lids are secure before you leave home! Thoughts from Mauritius.......... Geoff XXHappy New Year to all! We are off!!
Happy New Year!! It's that time of year when we are off for a bit of sunshine and this year we return to Mauritius for an unbelievable bargain in accommodation at only £20 quid a night! I will send pictures and a backlog of Geoff Says stories over the next few days. Thank god 2015 is over!! Many dragons slain. Roll on 2016 Amelia is in charge of Truro Car Boots and the same rules apply! No buying-No selling before the start on the sale at 1.30 pm Thank you for your support drop me a line to [email protected] I…Geoff Says! Updated to include names;
Picture only! Which one is the man? None, they are all women!! Named; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday X X X X X X XBridget Hoskins of Bodmin
Dave Leek ([email protected]) 24/12/2015 To: [email protected] [email protected] Hi Geoff and Louise, season's greetings. You might know already but we've just found out that Bridget Hoskin, from Bodmin, a stalwart of the car boot sales, that packed her van so tightly with stock and used every hour of the day to sell it, has recently passed away. The only photo we have is the lone van picture on the front page of our website. Sad to find out, she will be missed. Stay lucky, kind regards, Tony pp Dave Leek Thank you Dave of Rosudgeon Cricket Club Car Boot Sales to…A Christmas Poem!
A Christmas poem; Warning; this item is rude and could cause offence to at least one person in particular, hopefully. Mr Fooking-Fook FFS! Regulars who come to Geoff Says for a read and a look, Will remember a man of whom I called Mr Fooking Fook, He travels from Camborne to do all his car boot deals, Not any more now, cos he aint got no chauffer and he aint got no wheels. Cos he can’t drive so he relies on others to share, His journeys like a taxi taking him car booting here there and pigging every-where, Take me…Gobbledegook!!
Below is an extract from the Wisconsin Voice which is a bit like the Newquay Voice full of shite and unconfirmed stories; Rodriguez, for her part, was arrested and charged with ‘assault with a deadly weapon’ and her now ex-boyfriend Mills is being charged with the lesser charge of ‘sexual gratification with an animal.’ But, in an impressive piece of legal footwork, his lawyer is arguing the case that he’s innocent of that charge because a carcass doesn’t technically qualify as an ‘animal’ Wisconsin Public defender Fred Resnick filed a motion last week which claimed: “the statute does not prohibit…Gobble-Gobble!! Turkey talk talk! Updated 21st
Warning; This is very very rude and may well offend some readers; hopefully! Girlfriend Rodrigues could not believe her eyes what she had caught her live-in boyfriend Mills doing as her walked into her kitchen. To her utter amazement the boyfriend Mills was trousers down round his ankles and he was actually having sex with her defrosted turkey on the kitchen table FFS! So spotty girlfriend Rodrigues from Wisconsin in the US of A (only in America folks) goes into a rage shouting “that was for tonight tea FFS” her grabs a kitchen knife and stabs the equally spotty boyfriend…Today at TRURO Car Boot Sale, what a pleasure! Posted: 13/12/2015
Today at TRURO Car Boot Sale, what a pleasure! Posted: 13/12/2015 Lou and me are still reeling from the grossly offensive complaint that Car Boots Cornwall refused admission to a blind person with a guide dog reported by the Newquay Voice in their alleged 'local newspaper' without having the courtesy to check with us to ascertain if there was any truth in the story. The story was a load of old bollocks which is what the Newquay Voice is well known for printing, however the newspapers themselves are also well known for lighting fires or cutting up in bum sized…A PUBLIC EMAIL TO THE MANAGING DIRECTOR OF NEWQUAY VOICE!!
I would draw your attention to the following blog outlining your tactics to print a completely fabricated story of lies about my business Car Boots Cornwall and our alleged 'Refusal to allow a blind person with a guide dog' into our Car Boot Sales. The incident DID NOT HAPPEN I can absolutely assure you. You’re reporting it by printing the alleged story has done damage to our Car Boots Cornwall reputation. Why did you print this accusation against our Community Car Boot Sales without having the courtesy to have written to us first! Geoff Camden WilesA Birthday party that takes over a week to get over!! Must be mad/
Subject: Geoff Says Birthday Post Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2015 12:21:30 +0000 Hi Geoff, I was wondering whether you could make a Happy Birthday post on your Geoff Says Blog for my friend Will Pleming from London, he is one of your biggest fans and I know it would make his day. Would this be possible? Kind regards, Oliver Hello Will, Your mate and bosom pal Oliver has asked me to post HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Will cos you are one of my greatest fans, its official you are the only one. Oliver tells me if I post this for you…Page 28 of 109
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