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TODAY at TRURO at 12.00 noon & St Columb Major at 2.00 pm
LATEST; THREE New 'Geoff Says' Blogs & Read my EMAIL received today on 'GEOFF SAYS' Enjoy your day, WTF (with the family) ffs (Friendly Farmers Society) This Weekend! SATURDAY at MITCHELL at 12 noon/PENRYN CAMPUS 2.00 pm SUNDAY at TRURO at 12.00 noon & St Columb MAJOR at 2.00 pm. ENJOY!! "WARNING!! Do not buy cigarettes from any persons at our Car Boot Sales they are totally unhealthy fags mate cos they were made in the backstreets and all sorts of shite including phooey aromas that hopefully will make you puke up ffs! Don't go there! Louise barred a thug…Stop the WAR and give us our lives back!
STOP this fking WAR which seriously has got fcuk all to do with us ffs! WAKE UP Politicians ffs! GET PUTIN 'now and out' ffs! Hello, I am Geoff Says, I started writing this in August so I am not sorry if the delay has upset you, I accept full responsibility for any offence I have caused to you my dear reader, I deem it as a great honour, Enjoy!! Peace and love to you in particular. Geoff. X TALK PEACE NOW in the interest of the whole world, please, please please for the millions upon millions of my fellow…
A hospital visit!
Geoff Says Christmas message! Bah Humbug ffs! I mean, everybody's going crazy spending loads of money buying christmas presents on the old credit card my old mates ffs. My motto is enjoy Christmas but don't partake in it apart for using the reason to eat eat and then eat some more and get fecking sicking and puking up all over the New Year's parties, great fun ffs! If you have not bought your Christmas presents my advice is to look at our last two Car Boots 11th and 18th of this month December 2022 then we is going to come…
Posted 05/07-11/11/22
LET'S SEE YOU SUNDAY Bring The Rain With You, If You Dare, I Hope To Be At TRURO So I Will See You There! Come On, Come On! Be In The Fresh Air My Lovers, Tell Someone I Love YOU, Give Them A Kiss, Or Not, Be Happy You Are Lovely Just As You Are My Dear WAALOBs FFS? Geoff TRURO!! Whatever The Weather,We Will Be OOn,On, On Either Inside Or Out Or Both On SUNDAYS At 12.00 Noon! Last Sunday, I Kid You Not, We Had Only 26 Sellers Who Spread Themselves Out Who Were Well Supported By A…
For you information; Posted up to 30/09/2022
The 18 sellers who sold at PENRYN CAMPUS took very good money especially the clothing stalls where the students and local buyers made for happy sellers selling BARGAINS for all. As a gesture of goodwill I decided to allow FREE ADMISSION at Mitchell today (Saturday) but I charged the £1.00 admission at PENRYN with complaints from the very few about the charge, use your common sense moaners do you think the University gives us the use of their land for free ffs!! Perhaps the moaners would like to come one hour later than the start of the Car Boot for…
Watch OUT there are thieves about!! Do not say you wre not warned!! Geoff Says!!
"We are very concerned about the"apparent stealing" that is happening recently! A purse belonging to one of our lady sellers was taken on SUNDAY at TRURO also a seller had hung his coat inside his stall and some 'SCUM-BAG' stole the jacket which had the sellers car keys inside his pocket meaning he could not leave until a spare car key was brought to the Cattle Market!! I ask all sellers and buyers to be vigilant as we always advise people to watch out for their stocks and their dosh dears, carelessness leads to theft, trust 'NO-ONE' unfortunately is our…
The Jubilee !
Blog 1. Yo there, why not Join me for a spliff or two with a rum and coke a rest and relax dears anything to avoid the JUBILEE celebrations the dear of them all fs! The lovely Royal family are so rich and we the general public contribute millions upon millions of "PUBLIC DOSH" towards their lifestyle, yours and mine wor money my lovelies and I bet this years dosh given to them by all of us paid for with our bldn taxes fs! I double bet that-that includes the paying for the settlement for compensation to the victims of…
I Hate The Effing TV !
Blog 2. I hate TV anyway, I makes my excuses by asking permission to retreat and head for MY MANCAVE "geffers 999" It's toke time thank tf for that dears, lets go for it so wtf! Lou my darling first lady (my god thats OTT) tolerates my desire to become a hermit and reclusive for she 'the one who always always know's best and her thinks her is always pigging right all of the ficking time ffs' Her is quite satisfied to potter around sending texts galore doing loada eBay raising thousands for some of her commission customers of which…
Bouncy B(.)(.)BIES !
Blog 3. I mean, I cannot stand effing TV programmes that constantly show like all of the time, I mean showing women's wonderful wobbling bouncy boobies with the parting in the middle, I mean why show them continueously? WTF Darlings if you've gotten em why not flaunt em ffs? But, butts, why the hell not try focusing on their bums (with the larger than larger parting for farting in the middle ffs) (I mean wtf, the only reason we two that's Lou and me, we don't go out that much is that because my wife's arse is so large her…
Belly Tucks
Blog 4. Oh, and before I leave the chin and belly tucks subject further down like there is another subject on an entirely different matter in the pussy region of our lives TTFFTFFS (work that one out) and that is Designer Vagina's my darlings, they have even invented a kiss-back fairy-pussy, it keeps pursing out it's fairy lips man ffs and every now and then it's (stand back time) it starts blowing out wet kisses ffs, there is a lady from Camborne who has actually had a set of false teeth inserted into her fairy man ffs, on entry yer…