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Newquay-Thursday 7th May! WARNING its RUDE!
Today at Newquay that man we love to hate Steve the Rock Man had brought his squidgy noisy brat of a glove puppet sized snarly little snot bitch twat of a dog called Bruno FFS! I mean when you hear a dog is called BRUNO you imagine a man’s dog not a whimper of a yapping snot gobbling little fart dog that it is, I mean it doesn’t even weigh a bag of sugar but there is was sitting in his van with the window open totally in a world of its own yapping at all and sundry the little…PLEASE do not FEED the SEAGULLS only in your own back yards please!
There were a man at Newquay today waiting to talk to me and he didn’t look in a happy mood. As I walked towards him I notice he was wearing a navy blue boiler suit which had loads of white and seagull shite looking splodges on it so I am looking around to see where the seagulls were cos I were thinking he had been pebble dashed by a brigade of those sodding squealing sky shitting seagulls fed by the tourists at our public event FFS. But no, he wanted to complain that a dog had crapped in front of…FAKE £20.00 notes!
To: [email protected] [email protected] In the email box today. There are several reports that fake £20.00 notes are in circulation in the South West; Beware!!! The following message has been sent via the website: Name: alistair Email: directorwestcornwall.com Subject: fake notes Telephone: 074786***** Message: hi jeff the fake £20 pound note number is HD35 330771 I HOPE THIS IS HELPFUL Many thanks for that Aistair
This Marathon Election!
Having lived through several Election Campaigns I have never known one as long drawn out and thoroughly nauseatingly boring that has gone on for the past five years since the last Election and the media are covering it all in the belief that we are all interested in the tripe they talk and write. Loads of our customers are sick of it all and are past caring which the reason some of them are not going to vote at all! In short, you have bored the pants off most of the electorate you politicians and most of the time you…Smokers warnings!
On Sunday it was a horrible rainy day at Truro but the sale was held inside the cattle pens so all the sellers were happy and thousands and thousands of BARGAINS were sold for bargain prices. Outside the entrance I noticed a lady puffing away on her cigarette she said ‘just getting my fix before I go into the boot sale’ I said “That is terrible and naughty, you are a beautiful young lady you don’t need cigarettes darling they can kill you” ‘I know’ she said ‘I must give it up’ which she probably says every day. Lou and…MABE-The end! Welcome to PENRYN RUGBY CLUB on SUNDAYS from the 10th of MAY at 1.30pm
Extract from Home Page 28th April......... MABE Car Boot Sales are CANCELLED with immediate effect/PENRYN RUGBY CLUB Car Boot Sales start soon day & time to follow! After nearly 18 year we have decided to discontinue the Car Boot Sales at Mabe due to public complaints over the years plus Car Boots Cornwall have been advised by Cornwall Public Health & Protection Department that the public should 'not be allowed' onto grasslands where the cattle have grazed for a period of at least 3 weeks due to the possible health risks including Ecoli.... This is the law of the lands.…Dont forget SATURDAYS at TRURO at 8.00am first SATURDAY of every month at 8.00 am of course!!
Sellers should Q from 6.30 am. You will be shown to where you are going to sell at 7.30 am to set up your stall only (no buying-no selling-no reserving) the sale will start at 8.00 am by the sound of the horn! TRURO started the SATURDAY Car Boot Sales over 20 years ago at 8.00 am and were extremely successful! Sellers should be aware that TRADING STANDARDS will be at all of our locations, if it's FAKE don't sell it, if it's electrical make sure you have a British safety plug but whatever ENJOY! SATURDAY at 8.00 am at…Body languages at our Car Boot Sales?
Body languages at our Car Boot Sales? You will all appreciate that over the years Lou and I have watched multi thousands of people at our sales which most of the time is very amusing especially when they do not know they are being watched by us or our security cameras. Let’s start with the arrival of our valued buyers, some of the men really show their age as they get out of their cars, they struggle to stand up properly then have a bloody good stretch followed by certain adjustments to their ‘down below marital tackle’ area with most…Extract from HOME PAGE ref; NO DOGS ALLOWED at MITCHELL please!
FRIDAY at FALMOUTH Rugby Club at 12.30 pm....SEE "STOP PRESS" on the right panel for all locations; SATURDAY at MITCHELL (STRICTLY no dogs allowed) at 12.00 noon & Royal Cornwall Showground at 3.00pm.....Sellers should arrive at least one hour before the start times..... DOG BAN at Mitchell.... Please note: We have to abide the rule at MITCHELL "NO DOGS ALLOWED" which also means sellers as well as buyers. Sellers, is not acceptable to ask if your dog can stay in your car for up to 3 hours especially with the heat we have experienced over this week! NO DOGS means…PAR MARKET cancelled BANK HOLIDAY MONDAYS Car Boot Sale
Sorry that I have cancelled the proposed Bank Holiday Mondays at Par Market with immediate effect. My reasoning is that their is a Charity Car Boot Sale at the Council Offices in St Austell and it would not be my intention to compete with organisers of charity stall. For the record their sale charity is on Bank Holiday Mondays at 8.00 am Geoff XPage 37 of 109
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