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Come on all you slappers!

Great game to play with the grandparents. I remember the first slap I got from Lou she hit me so hard I fell on to the dogs bean bag that split open and it took 8 hoover bags to clean up the mess. What did I do to deserve the slap? She says I was chatting up another woman, I certainly was not, I was just getting her phone number, fair cop! https://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=48572 On reflection perhaps don't play this stupidity with your grandparents nor anyone else in the family as it could amount to an assault and even though you…

First MONDAY at TRURO was a success today!

For the first ever Monday today (apart from the Bank Holiday Car Boot Sales) we had a most successful day with over 30 sellers and lots of buyers who spent well on the hundreds of BARGAINS. Oli and twins Henry and Alice did a great job running the sale and I am confident we will build on the success of today for both buyers and sellers. Thank you to all those who supported our first MONDAY Car Boot Sale at TRURO at 1.30pm today.

Crap weather forecast for today but the winners were the sellers!!

Mitchell... What a rotten BBC forecast which gave loads of you armchair layabouts the opportunity to get NO EXERCISE for yet another day but it turned out to be a superbly run well organised and typical Car Boot Sale organised by me Geoff. I mention this because I understand that some traders from Rosudgeon have been seriously taking the piss out of Big Steve and saying that he is a crawl arse to ME! No he is not, he is a very nice man and I admire the way he decided "I am not going to be a FAT SOD…

Take a look at MITCHELL as the HORN goes off for the start of our Car Boot Sale!!

This film was kindly taken by Ian Fenton who has posted it onto you tube. Many thanks Ian this short film which shows just how professional our Community Car Boot Sales are run and thank you to our customers! Look how many "B" dogs there are and "B" pushchairs and spot the litter bug lady! I am always happy when people watching and I like to watch the walking disabled and I can tell the ones that are genuinely in pain because they make that extra effort to get the exercise and fresh air, the ones that piss me off…

We lost! Whatever!

Whilst other countries are positively boasting and gloating at England's dismal efforts and eventual expulsion from the World Cup 'our boys are coming home' to what I would wish them is a happy retirement. Also on my retirement wish are all of the bloody TV commentators and so called experts who try to jolly along the public with the utter bull shit they talk in their commentaries and analyses of what we have just witnessed with our own eyes. In all sincerity we knew England would lose because we were not good enough, but remember this Uruguay who beat us…

Jamie Lee Jump.

Hi Geoff, Here is the link to the photos from the Heart Angels from Heart FM who came along to the Bungee for Cornwall Hospice Care Event on Bank Holiday Monday 26/05/2014. https://www.heart.co.uk/cornwall/events/photos/26-may-2014/ Check out photos 5, 9, and 19! Big thankyou to everyone who supported me and came to watch me jump for charity and to everyone that helped on the day to raise money for Cornwall Hospice Care! I want to do it again! Jamie :) Well done Jamie Lee we are proud of you! I seriously could not and would not go on a bungee jump but…

England LOST!!

So WTF is new about that my lovers but we do have one blessing. Our England women's team are our saviours, we should have sent them instead. Come home lads and get a real job!!

News round up of last week!

Freaking Dogs and Blue pass holders! Friday at Falmouth went almost perfect apart from some old fart moaning about one of our lads (Paul) who parks up some of the cars for us. Paul is a seller and we give him a FREE stall which means he can go in early to set his stall up and in return he kindly helps us park cars. He is a good old boy who can be almost as arrogant as me especially when some old fart lectures him with “I have been coming here for years so you aint gonna tell me…

Falmouth Rugby Club accident 11th June 2010

Do you remember this: Today at Falmouth I met two of the ladies who were injured (see details below) and I am delighted to tell you that both of them have now received compensation one receiving £13,500.00 and the other lady was paid £27,000.00 for her leg injuries of which she is still suffering considerable pain. I regret however that the local Solicitors in Truro were not interested in pursuing the claims on behalf of the injured parties. The driver of the offending SKODA bragged that the injured would ‘not get a penny’ how wrong she was and I hope…

Meet Henry and his twin sister Gladice-Alice and BIG bro Oli !

We have a lovely customer whom we have known for many years and she is truly adorable, she has two brat kids and I do mean BRATS but we love them all as family. I asked our friend Lisa-Lisa if she knew of anyone who would work at our car boot sales during the summer and she was delighted to introduce her niece Alice and her twin brother Henry and big brother Oli (or oil to his mates). They have been with us for a few weeks and it's a pleasure to work with them (I think). Oli is at…

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