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URGENT CHANGES at MITCHELL!!
MICHELL Car Boot Sales now in their 12th year are the most popular Car Boot Sales we run however due to its over popularity we have received genuine complaints about sellers being cramped for space and buyers having difficulty in some of the selling lanes. The complaints are in my opinion totally justified therefore we will make the following changes with immediate effect. 1. We will restrict the amount of sellers to only 175 in total starting at £7.00 per car (see below for other changes). 2.There will be NO EARLY SELLERS entrances with the exception of our parkers. 3.…IT COSTS THIS COUNTRY 40 MILLION POUNDS EACH DAY to belong to the EU ?
Most of my customers I have spoken with about this election seem very keen for Nigel and the UKIP to give this government and its weak opposition parties a kick up the BUTT! Whatever the vote result I doubt there will be any changes but we shall see! This government and all its cronies are trying to talk the economy up as though we are heading for boom time!! They should take a careful look at our Community Car Boot Sales to see how the other half live. At one of our recent Car Boot Sales a helicopter trailing a…Message to the moaners!
Give it a break please, if you are disabled then a walk is just what the doctor ordered and if you arrive in the luxury of a car then you need the exercise. If you arrive early enough there will be car parking spaces near to the action! If you arrive late you will be parked at the back of the field therefore "start walking" and give your tongue a rest and get some bloody exercise my lovers! I shall be back tomorrow with my Geoff Says column to list all the complaints we get and about the people who…PRESS YOUR UPDATE f5 key updated on 20/05/2014
An expert on ignorance came to the small queue of buyers at TRURO at 11.00am yesterday demanding to know "Why hasn't the 9.00 o'clock Car Boot Sales started your website needs updating" 'No sir, it is updated stating the Car Boot starts at 12.00 noon' but the ignorant old sod argued and would not listen to my advice to update his pc by pressing the F5 key!! If you have CARBOOTSCORNWALL on your favourites and you select that page say 6 weeks ago chances are the information will be 6 weeks old when you click on to our HOME PAGE…Thought for the day! Do not believe WTF I say because it is all ALOBs!
This morning I had a text at 6.00am asking 'Can you tell me if Waitrose is open this week please' 'Yes dear it is open 24.7' says GeoffCAR BOOT SALE on BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY at PAR MARKET
Arrangements have been made for an additional Car Boot Sale on ALL BANK HOLIDAY MONDAYS at PAR MARKET at 12.00 noon.....Admission price 50p per adult person!!!!! Also BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY Car Boot Sale at TRURO CITY CATTLE MARKET at 1.30 pm.....Admission price 50p for adults................GeoffThere is no point in being rude about CANCELLED Car Boot Sales
The weather is totally outside of our control and the majority of sensible people have realised that it would be impossible for our GRASSED locations to operate Car Boot Sales whilst the grounds are so wet. Just imagine allowing up to 1000 vehicles onto soggy grounds which would ruin the farmers lands for the whole of the season!! Similarly with HAYLE RUGBY CLUB grounds the locations is firstly a number one sports ground and their absolute priority is for the playing fields to be in tip top condition for their players! The grounds are NOT suitable for the Car Boot…By the way I forgot to mention about the clocks going forward!
Dearest Anne told me on Saturday that the clocks go forward but I know what a wind-up she is so I told everybody the clocks go back giving you an extra hour in bed! Not so! But the amount of people that forgot or did not know is alarming hence we were down on sellers by up to 20% also what a rotten trick to do to Mothers Day by taking the hour off them on such an alleged 'special day' Happy Mothers day belated but I mean it, or do I ?SATURDAY at Truro didn’t the sellers do well ?
The forecast again was heavy showers and none of the 22 sellers believed that it would rain as they basked in the sunshine whilst queuing, however there has got to be a GOD somewhere and just as I decided to park up the sellers the heavens opened and it absolutely pissed down as I stood out in the rain parking those plucky sellers outside the CATTLE PENS for then to carry all their sellable items into the pens dodging the rain! But, 4 of the sellers lost their confidence deciding to leave the queue and go home! What they did…Statement; PAR MARKET & FALMOUTH RUGBY CLUB !
On Thursday at 10.00am we opened that gates at Par Market in anticipation of holding a Car Boot Sale at 12.00 noon however the BBC had forecast showers during the day therefore we expected a low turnout of sellers and from 10.00 am onwards showers were in the area. At 12.00 noon there were 8 sellers waiting for the Car Boot to start however our rules are that there must be 12 sellers minimum for the Car Boot to start. As a gesture of GOODWILL towards the 8 sellers and in appreciation of the effort made by them I allowed…Page 49 of 109
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