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Giant Rood !
Blog 18. Suddenly they have all got to think of heading home before the dark cos wolves start by eating your legs off then there's they ferking great big snakes that would cuddle you to death ffs then there's your choice of hairy and deadly poisonous spiders that could crawl up the inside of your jeans mate, one bite and yer balls are paralised histry mate, sex life ruined, gone forever thank tf for that ffs, and, and then there are these geet figging 7 foot tall well hung randy boy-boy Kangeroos roaming around in the total darkness looking to…
– Johnnie Depp and Amber Heard Trial –
Blog 19. Now then, now then, have you all been watching the Johnnie Depp Amber Heard trial? I have never ever ever been on the side of man, I have been married 4 times (I just like wedding cake) (loadsa in-out in-out shake it all about over nothing really) allthough we had issues ending in divorces between ourselves at the dreadful partings of my former 3 wives through my own adultery (result ffs) (4th one pending) but I would never discredit them. Bottom line is I love all women as difficult as they are to live with but here is…
Johnnie and Amber Continued…
Blog 20. Johnnie condom espies Amber Heard saying to himself 'yup I could do with some of that' (so could I, then I'd do a fking fast runner ffs) Good looking woman, part time lesbian ( now that's got a lot of possibilities ffs) does'nt cry cannot cry, cannot shed real tears at any pigging time (sounds ideal) nice figure probably good in bed, talks nice her-she would look nice on his arm for the premiers of his films so he falls dramatically in love and he king proposes to the soon to be the 'beaten husband' whilst she becomes…
Ambers Finale !
Blog 21. Anyway, they are now married, and, and of course they do not live happily ever after as predicted by me because he has found out that his dearest latest aquisition has been acting in some seedy films and that Amber's naked body pictures are all on the Internet which could ruin poor Johnnies world wide reputation, he asks her to stop and he wants to supervise whatever work she is looking to do in future ffs but then Johnnie realises that if there are any disputes arguements or differences of opinion the dear Amber will punch 7 shades…
Johnnies Depp’s Revenge
Blog 22. Let me get into the mind of Johnnie Depp because he seriously does seem a decent bloke, he is a brilliant actor who has made serious fortunes for the the film industry and for himself and to fire himself up he has the absolute best Cannabis to smoke taking say 4 smokes to get off his head he then likes to spice himself up even further than the effects four spliffs by taking coccaine and other uppers and downers, yo man, I wish I had the balls to do that ffs, he now feels on top of the…
My Apoligies !
Blog 23. I am sorry it has taken so long to add to my Geoff Says blogs illness and becoming totally reclusive with my birds my ducks sheep and my 2 male Alpackas named Yo and Yo because they are frigging ignorant shits neither answer to their name maybe it's because they both spat at me in the beginning so I slapped them across the face just like Amber slapped Johnnie and they have never spat at me since all of this and all of this in full view from my mancave, what more could I want apart from the…
