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Updates;
There is no news regarding the start dates of the majority of our Car Boot Sales due to the dreadful weather and ground conditions at all locations. We have pencilled in Mitchell starting on the first week in April and it is hoped that other venues will be ready for Easter but all buyers and sellers should remember the dreadful weather we have had since late October which has had a detrimental affect on all Car Boot Sales and GROUND CONDITIONS in the West Country. Sorry, truth hurts!Car Boots Cornwall 25th year!!
GREETINGS for this our 25th YEAR of running CAR BOOTS CORNWALL it is February 2014 and we have had probably the worst winter weather for many years yet despite all this we have not suffered as bad as Devon & Somerset with severe waterlogged grounds. We hope you enjoy our sales during the coming season and should you wish to contact us please use the following email address; [email protected] SO YOU WANT TO DO A BOOT SALE? You do not have anything to worry about from our side all advertised Car Boot Sales will go ahead (subject to weather conditions)…Today at Stithians Dam !
What a lovely day to go and have a look at Stithians Dam with really very cold bracing winds but an absolute must if you want to get cold bracing air into your lungs, even the birds had deserted this location in fact there was only one other car parked up as we walked across the Dam Bridge. Our dog Nana Moon was almost crawling on her belly as the thousands of gallons and high waves gushed around her as she hid her tail from the biting winds! I recommend you take Mother there it will do her the world…Happy Valentine’s Day to you all!
Do have a lovely day despite the weather you can still stay indoors and have a fireside cuddle or even go to bed early for that belated promise. Three years ago on Valentine's Day I sent Lou a lovely text message full of love and caring but her happiness was short lived when she found out I sent the same message to all the ladies phone numbers on my mobile as a joke! It was a JOKE honestly, Lou thought it was hilarious (I don't think) we don't do cards any more. Sod the weather enjoy your day. Geoff X…Mauritius; Part One
Gatwick Airport has right on its doorstep a Premier Inn so with the special offer of only twenty nine quid (instead of £78.00) we took advantage to stay overnight for the 7.30am flight the following day. We had travelled by train from Truro to Gatwick and prepared ourselves for the 13 plus hours flight time but first we had to deal with customs. I hate and loathe customs procedures and I object to the almost strip search that millions of us go through each year just to go on a well earned holiday. You show your passports to at least…Mauritius Two; 12 pictures
Week Two; Ok, so we go to view the apartment it turned out to be ideal and afforded us the privacy we needed to recharge our batteries. If you are planning on going to Mauritius at any time and want an absolute BARGAIN in accommodation self catering I can give the address and by the way Air Mauritius is cheaper than British Airways and student accommodation for you back packers is as low as five quid a night, god knows what that accommodation is like? The private swimming pool has a self cleaning motor which drives around the pool vacuuming…ATOMIC WEDGIE!!
What is a WEDGIE? I had never heard the expression "WEDGIE" until I came to Cornwall when some bloke in Dig and Delve said to me 'Cor look at the Wedgie on that' referring to a young lady student! What is a Wedgie I asked and then he told me in his own crude words. I am not going to tell you what he said you all know what a Wedgie is but now we have the "ATOMIC WEDGIE" where a man killed his father in law, now read on....... Death by Atomic Wedgie: Stepdad suffocates after underpants pulled over…Blushes saved by the ladies team retaining The Ashes!
Well done to the ENGLAND Ladies Cricket team for retaining the ASHES in AUSTRALIA after the men put up a dismal performance. CONGRATULATIONS!!Sad news!
Hi Geoff and Louise, Thank you so much for replying, some people wouldn't! So I am extremely appreciative of that itself. He truly was an amazing man, and I know he loved his carboots, every time I visited him, he was always so excited to show me his latest bargains! His face would light up. It's a shame about the original, but thanks for attaching the one off the site, as all I could do was print screen it. We haven't managed to arrange a funeral as yet, but you are more than welcome to it, I could send you…Warning; This is very funny and rude and contains the odd swear word, so there! Updated Tuesday the 4th
AUSTRALIA WINS THE ASHES. SO WHAT!! Newspaper report January 2014 This man became internet sensation overnight after he was found naked, stuck in a top-loader washing machine. And now the biggest question of all has finally been answered - what on earth was he doing? Laurence Thorne the man in question, said he wasn't hiding from his girlfriend, as previously reported, but he just "decided to have a bit of sneaky fun while in the nude". What started as a seemingly harmless experiment and practical joke, ended with a collaborative rescue by police, fire fighters, and paramedics, Tatura SES and…Page 51 of 109
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