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To cancel or not to cancel ?
On Wednesday Lou looked at the weather forecast for Thursday on the BBC and rain was most definitely over the South West during the times of the Car Boot Sale at PAR ! Taking into consideration that as a gesture of goodwill we allowed the sale to go ahead last week with only 7 sellers which to those with an intelligent mind could work out would represent a financial loss to ourselves and our Landlords. After announcing the cancellation due to the forecast of rain we received only 2 complaints from Deidre & Felicity that we had made the wrong…News from back home! Updated 6th &14th February
We love to keep in touch with the news from back home whilst we are away and trust us to miss all the juicy gossip, so I will start with Ken Roach off the Street with the charges against him for all sorts of sexual activities. During my Bingo days with the Star Group of Companies to promote our bingo halls we used to employ celebrities from TV shows who would come to the Bingo as a personal appearance, in this respect most of the famous people from Corry including Ena Sharple, Elsie Tanner, Dennis Tanner, Len Fairclough and Ken…Greeting from Mauritius!
Apologies from myself for the lateness in any news I have just been linked up to the Internet. Our first week was a complete disaster so we have moved to an apartment where we are the only people staying in this area and it is peace perfect peace! When I booked the holiday I spoke to the owner of the apartments and he absolutely assured me we would have complete privacy and our stay would be totally peaceful for the two weeks. What he did not tell me was that a French wedding had been booked and that 21 of…Naughty Nigella and her porky pies! 2 pictures-must see!
We all know the reputation of Nigella Lawson with her cooking and brilliant successful TV career also record sales of her cook-books and now a brand new TV series. Nigella is a self made woman but I have never been entirely happy with her the way she sexily sidles up to the camera boobs all a plenty and almost making out with you as well as describing how to put on weight with her cooking. She has such a TV personality that long ago I came to the conclusion “that woman is such a show-woman that she has got to…Today at Truro 29th December 2013
The forecast was sun and showers for the South West so it was down to Lou and me to put the signs out and run the boot sale just the two of us, the turnout of sellers was poor with only 24 deciding to brave whatever weather with showers due at any time I was surprised that they decided to sell outside. With puddles galore to deal with we were delighted that the buyers turned out in force to support the sale. We decided that as the buyers had made such a great effort of support knowing the promised rains…Christmas gossips! 8 must see pictures…..
So What! We have lost the ASHES! But we have won the ASHES the last 3 times so it is fair for us to throw the game and give those Aussies an occasional win. I do not have much love for the Australian people particularly as they seem to forget they all descend from thousands of British undesirables sent to build a Country. We got it all wrong by sending them there in the first place, they should have stayed here and we could have all emigrated over there call it Britsland and get much better weather than we have…Merry Christmas or is it all BAH HUMBUG ?
Sunday’s Car Boot Sale at Truro went ahead with only 16 sellers who made good money they paid a fiver a stall and were very well supported by nearly four hundred men women kids and dogs (free admission) however shame on you sellers who did not turn up to sell. I was in Trago’s the other day the store was virtually empty so were some of the main shops in Truro without the anticipated loads of customers in the build up towards Christmas, they would certainly have been happy with our 400 Sunday crowd. Seeing the shoppers in Truro many…The longest tongue in the WORLD!
Just imagine lads, you have dated this lovely young lady we shall call Sylvia, you ask her for a goodnight kiss you shut your eyes and all you get is a toungie kiss followed by a saliva face wash. French kisses would be completely out of the question but the many other uses I could think of for this longest tongue in the world I had better not write about cos I would probably bring these pages into disrepute my lovers! Send me a caption please for this picture to [email protected]In the post!
Morning, Just got time to show you the Christmas Card sent to all her Car Boot Friends from Marge!! How very Rude, How very Marge, She is no prude, Just very LARGE! She has no neck, She has no sins, But she has got loads of double chins! Merry Christmas Marge. Ps; I will send a copy of Rita's card tomorrow. X Geoff XGood Morning !
Today's forecast looks as though we will get rain at some time during the day so I have decided that the Car Boot will take place in the Cattle pens at 1.30 then everyone will be under cover. It could be a good day to sell particularly as so many of our customers look for nearly news items to buy for Christmas presents especially toys for the kids who will be told "this is from Father Christmas" no it's not its from the boot sale mother and with respect Christmas is no time to be caught out lying. A word…Page 52 of 109
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