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NO more Saturdays at Newquay this season!
As a gesture of goodwill I decided to give sellers a bargain deal by distributing leaflets inviting people who had sold at any of our Car Boot Sales the opportunity to sell on Saturday afternoon for the BARGAIN price of only ONE POUND! But you always get someone who wants to spoil the party in fact there were three. Number one was the Cider drinking woman who we received complaints about over two weeks and last Saturday apparently she upset a few buyers and sellers but she not caught until Thursday at Newquay when the lady in question was BARRED…COMMENT!
So what makes a man of 18 stone want to threaten to beat up one of our regular customers who is obviously a very sick man. We have known him for years and he has always been polite and respectful to all of our team and certainly treats his customers with warmth and friendship. He was so upset about the threats of physical violence I was seriously concerned he would have a heart attack. Arlin took more verbal abuse from this fat sod that it is quite amazing a punch up was avoided. The man was suffering from a huge…Thursday at NEWQUAY Circus Fields
Updated; 10th August; So you think it is safe to go back into the water and nothing could be as bad as Saturday Bloody Saturday and with trepidation our team were ready for anything that could happen so with a group hug (the best part of the day for me) all over we got ready for the onslaught of the British public attending the Car Boot Sale at Newquay our Premier location. We parked up over 170 sellers giving them all plenty of space and the lady who we received complaints about drinking ‘plenty of cider ‘at her stall was…Saturday bloody Saturday!
We know the majority of our customers appreciate the efforts our teams make to ensure the smooth running of our Car Boot Sales so with trepidation we arrived for the first Car Boot of the day knowing full well that the forecast is going against us at some time during the day and it’s going to rain and it’s all going to be OUR fault! Over 40 sellers arrived to sell at Truro where we had decided to hold the event on the front fields. Sellers are shown to their selling spaces at precisely 8.30am which has been the system…SATURDAY at TRURO for some of the the BEST bargains of the week at 9.00 am
The weather forecast according to the BBC looks like we are going to have two Sundays in the rain however we did go ahead last week with our 60 sellers taking good money also the buyers did well. Back to Saturdays at 9.00am (sellers from 8.00am) this is a nice relaxed Car Boot Sale where we have known lots of the buyers and sellers for many years some of them are really ageing in particular Sonny husband of Cher who embarrassingly has to carry some of Cher's weird purchases back to the car, take a look at the pictures especially…Horse takes dump in McDonalds! 2 pictures…
Was this the best story of the week? Many of our customers were sick to death of the story about some royal boy born to some commoner, this kid will eventually take over the throne of what is left of our country and by the time that happens the majority of us will be long dead and buried my lovers. Most of the people I spoke to analyse their thoughts on the subject said the BBC and other television stations with the entire press had gone completely over the top with their crawl arse coverage by cancelling favourite programme to…Hows your prostrate my lover?
January 2012 Have you ever got up during the night busting for a pee? You wake up at some ungodly hour then you stumble to the loo and stand there at the Shanks pyjama trousers round your ankles and you stand and wait and wait and nothings happens. About seven days before we went on our holidays I had the rotten experience of secretly (dont tell the wife) going to the doctors to say I believe I am suffering from what you would call urine retention which in laymans terms means my bladder is full and I am busting for…STOLEN!
Bob Thomson a heating engineer from Penzance has had his Yamaha F15hp silver motor AGK 100 4533 registration number stolen from his motor boat over the past few days. The crime reference is AP-13-1785 and if any of you have been offered this motor or you can assist Bob in locating the engine there will be a realistic reward for its return! If you have any information please contact Bob at; [email protected] Many thanks, GeoffMeet Becky our Manager!
Becky Steadman has worked with Car Boots Cornwall over recent years and I am delighted to advise she has been appointed Manager of CBC and will assume responsibility for the day to day running of our Car Boot Sales and the new Catering Department. Her sister Rachel is running Lanhydrock and their Mum is Jackie who has sold eggs at many of our locations and will take over the Ice Cream sales shortly. One of our dear regulars Rita cornered me at Newquay to ask "Geoff is it true that you have swapped Louise for a younger version because I…Gossip updates and more DOGS and yet MORE DOGS!!
Well the rumour trail is sizzling hot at the moment with more gossip than I can cope with so let’s start with the juicy true news about us and Car Boots Cornwall (CBC) and Car Boots Cornwall Catering (CBCC) we have decided after years of having outside Caterers that it is high time Car Boots Cornwall should run its own Catering at all of our locations. In this respect since the appointment of Becky Steadman as our Manager we have had several meetings and it is her wish that to forward the growth of our business we would be better…Page 60 of 109
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