The News, The Gossip, The Views... Geoff Says
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Quick! Let’s get a Disabled Pass, Lou has trodden on a nail!
This is a true story and thank-you to all those compliments about Geoff Says.....Love you all. You will remember the complaint letter I got from a Mr Burns about my offensive and arrogant manner (yup-that’s me) on the subject of Blue Passes he was most upset that I copied his email into my blog with my own comments. He demanded that I take the email out of our website and threatened me with legal action if I don’t (still waiting) however I have got to ask people not to send offensive email supporting me to someone who objects to anything…We have never had it so bad!
WIPEOUT of 4 Car Boot Sales due to the dreadful weather conditions. I had hoped we would be able to use the Circus Fields on Saturday but with the arrival of the Fairground and the CIRCUS also SCOTT MAY on Sunday it would be unreasonable for us to bring up to 800 vehicles to the grounds on Saturday. I am pig-sick for everyone involved in our business including Landlords, Caterers, Our Teams and you the buyers and sellers who all miss out on important incomes over the next few days. All we can offer you is TRURO on Saturday at…The Orthodox Jews were here!
Over the past two week several hundred Orthodox Jews and their families have been attending their annual conference at the Penryn Tremough Campus. I was able to talk to most of them whom I recognised from previous years and on the last day one of the men came up and said "Are you Geoff" He complimented me of the fabulous website saying it had been a great help to their community who adored CORNWALL CAR BOOT SALES attending all of them (apart from Saturdays)and they certainly are great spenders. During the conversation he introduced me to his five young good…FAKE MAKE-UP WARNING!
I am asking all buyers and sellers to keep an eye open for the sale of this MAC 'fake' face make-up and let myself Lou or any member of our team know. It is possible the make-up is being sold at other locations like Hayle & Rosudgeon. Hello Emma, Thank you for your email and we appreciate you drawing this to our attention, I have asked Louise to carry out checks to look out for this seller and if we do find your facts are correct then we will take immediate action and report the matter to TRADING STANDARDS who…Andrew Such-An apology!
A very polite young batchelor of Penryn College 13 year told me he had taken part in a competition for designing a T/Shirt and for publicity he asked if I would take his picture and put it on this website. I took the picture showed it to him he approved but the picture is lost from my camera. The black T/Shirt he designed was against drugs what a nice gesture so I asked him 'what drugs' and he replied CANNABIS! Steady on lad or do you want my Caribbean friends to have a quiet word with you? It was'nt your…Pictures from Thurday at Newquay
Lovely day nice people and great BARGAINS at Newquay's Thursday Car Boot Community Sale attended by up to 4000 people.YOU MUST NOT SELL ANY ANIMALS WHATSOEVER!!
In the mail box today. These puppies looked less than 6 weeks and certainly not old enough to be away from their mum! If you see anyone trying to sell animals at our Car Boot Sales please inform any member of our teams. Thank you. Geoff Hello Sarah, A man asked me at the early part of the afternoon before the Car Boots Sale started if he could sell puppies and I actually refused him entrance because of his request. The sale started at 12.30 pm and I received a complaint that two puppies were being offered at £100.00 each,…TOURISTS my lovers DONT FEED THE SEAGULLS!
Recently I watched a news item where sparrows and pigeons were feeding from the ground when a seagull joined in grabbed hold of one of the sparrows and in two gulps it had become a Swallow! I felt outraged about this particularly as there is such a decline in the population of sparrows. Two nights’s later surfing the Internet I watched a video of five boys mixing up loaves of stale bread and cakes with bicarbonate of soda and laxative powders! Content they watched as the seagulls swooped down to devour the feast of their forthcomings SHITS! The birds took…50 SHADES of GREY
50 SHAGS of GREY Over the last few weeks women of all ages who attend our sales have in some way made comments about this phenomenally successful trilogy of books but our crowd generally are not over-impressed. I have not read the book relying on Lou to tell me the highlights but she objected to ‘the contract’ idea and when she got to the details about nipple clamps and fisting it was all a turn-off and she doesn’t particularly want to read parts 2 & 3 (but I bet she does) I think it’s a bit over the top when…A very-very nice man!
My Name is DOUCHE how do you do! Now you GONNA die! Do you remember the man who wrote to ask “What was the biggest Car Boot Sale in Cornwall” and I advised him to visit them all to decide for himself. His name Geoff Douche! I thought it was a wind-up so I asked ‘Is that your real name’ and I included a picture of a douche alongside the copy email! On Saturday at Mitchell this HUGE man came up to be and said “Are you Geoff”? To which I said ‘Yes that’s me what have I done wrong’…Page 79 of 109
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