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Boll ox to BREXIT!

 Bollocks to BREXIT!! What about this election, lies, lies, and more effing lies! If flab Boris-Doris gets the power for five years take note of what Corbyn has said “Boris Johnson, if elected will sell part of our National Health Service to Donald Trump of America” Corbyn has documentary proof which is supported by parts of the American press some saying the deal is a pay-off to Trump for his supporting Boris for Prime Minister. That is bad news so is Corbyn for the Labour Party so who yer gonna vote for? Farage is not the come-back kid he thinks…

Brilliant news channels in the USA a divided country divided by TRUMP, watch out UK he wants our NHS ffs!

 Dear customer welcome to Portugal. Cornwall; any day for the last couple of months! It is 4am the rain is chucking it down with a vengeance outside of my man cave, our 3 male Alpacas are still grazing in the heavy drizzle pissing down on the lush green grass that is growing to abundance whilst the heavens decide that I will have to cancel yet another figging Car Boot Sale due to the ground conditions being soggy. I feel sorry for the hundreds of sellers and buyers at all locations with the weather affecting their incomes all I can do…

Posted HOME page 23/11/19

 BBC forecast is WRONG according to farmers? SUNDAYS at TRURO BACK TO 12.00 noon this weekend! I think farmers are right about today little rain expected, whatever we have the Cattle pens so today the choice is yours 'in or out' "I know what I prefer! that is so rude Geoff! Don't forget THURSDAYS at TRURO Car Boot Sales at 11.00 am requested by mums, get the kids off to school have breakfast then to the Car Boot for a couple of hours make some money but do not trust everybody my lovers! No nicking, right! X Sellers; First 40…

Posted on HOME PAGE 13/11/2019

 THURSDAYS mid-week winter Car Boot Sales at TRURO Cattle Market n THURSDAY 21st NOVEMBER at 11.00 am CAR sellers for £5.00 only 'Housewives choice' Car Boot at Truro on Thursdays from the 21st of this month! All CAR SELLERS can sell for only £5.00 estates and 4 x 4 £7.00 Vans from £8.00 trailers extra £3.00 Earlies extra £3.00 I have sought out many views from our lady customers who have asked emphatically that the start time is 11.00 am which gives mums chance to get the kids off to school have some breakfast then spend a couple of hours…

Limericks from the Internet, surely YOU can do better send me one and I will give you a FREE STALL at one of our Car Boots dear

 These are NOT written by me apart from the first one which I nicked from someone else. Enjoy; 1. There was a Young Man from Kent, whose tool was exceedingly bent. So, to save himself trouble, he put it in double, instead of coming he went! 2. There once was a man from Bel Air Who was giving his wife one his wife on the stair, The banister broke, so he doubled his stroke and finished her off in mid-air 3. A strange young fellow from Leeds. Rashly swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of fine grass, sprouted out…

Posted on HOME PAGE TODAY

 It is 4.00 am and absolutely pissing down from the heavens the Alpacas the Goats the Pygmy Goats and the 5 chickens are all asleep in their shelter happiness is for them all we did have 6 chickens but one of the Pygmy Goats head-butted the deceased chicken in a fight over food, it's horns pierced the chicken tossing it into the air to drop right in the middle of the remaining 5 chickens who all went clucking WTF WTF WTF 'wot the fcuk wot the fcuk and I cried with laughter, blissfully and hilariously funny especially when stoned all…

Posted on Home PAGE 16.10.2019

 COMING SOON FOR THE WINTER MONTHS TRURO CATTLE MARKET on THURSDAY time and start dates to be agreed. The THURSDAYS the first 40 sellers with a car will pay ONLY £5.00 estates and 4x4s £7.00 trailers £3.00 vans from £8.00 earlies £4.00 Now then what I need to know is what time do we start? So far the majority of people I have asked say 10.00 am which is a good time because it gives mum time to get the kids off to school then a quick Car Boot with mum or friends. 12 noon is probably difficult because the…

Coming soon! Despicable me the Car Boot neighbour from hell mate!

 Think about this; does this picture remind you of one of our ex-sellers 'Despicable Me' famous in his own world but a tosser in the real world.

Gossips dated 26/08/2019

 Warning; This blog uses mildly offensive language for which I do not apologise ffs! My spies have been telling me that someone in Pendeen which is only Just on the map nice place to come from but not to go to, for the record all homes now have electricity but running water and the Internet yet to come for most homes, however Pendeen car boots have had a sly dig on their website at our Car Boot Sales. Now then, our car boots are like sex they both last around 2 to three hours then ‘it’s off’ to rise to…

New coffee time “GEOFF SAYS” on MONDAY at 8.00 am!!

 Dear Customer!!! Monday at 8.00 am; GEOFF SAYS!! X
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