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NEWQUAY IS CANCELLED due to HEAVY RAIN as forecast by BBBC!! BUT MITCHELL is on SATURDAY Lots of sellers Lots of buyers!!!SORRY CAR BOOT SALE on FRIDAY 9th of AUGUST AT TRURO IS CANCELLED-
NEWQUAY is off today due to the RAIN and Forecasts!! SORRY the TRURO CAR BOOT on FRIDAY the 9th of AUGUST is CANCELLED due to private circumstances, sorry. X TRURO IS OUR ONLY CAR BOOT SALE THIS SUNDAY at 12.00 noon DUE TO BOARDMASTERS Taking over at St COLUMB MAJOR!! Sorry May, I on behalf of Car Boots Cornwall welcome our tourists to our sales. Dogs are welcome we need to see your empty poo bags on arrival, if your dog has had a crap it is your responsibility to pick it up and put it into your poo bags…
Ladies Football and an Impertinent SNOG! Putin, jerk!
Now then, What a Shame What a shame, our beautiful LADIES FOOTBALL TEAM lost on the last hurdle but these ladies need not feel shame, they have represented our Country with grace and skill far better than Spain but when it's not your day so turn the other cheek keep playing but have a good rest with your families be proud you did great for our multi millions of your fans, we love you, I am choking up a bit, sniff sniff!! Love you! But, what about the idiot the Spanish football guru who snogged on with one of Spain's…
If your name is KAREN, this is what is happening in America and the bloody British weather!
The bloody British weather has been very unfair to our business this year so far so I sympathise with sellers and buyers missing the pleasures of buying and selling on several of our cancelled car boots because of the pissing rain, We are unfortunately in the business that if we cancel a Car Boot then no-one gets payment of any sort, we dont, our Landlords don't, the toilet hire company don't, and our staff don't because they stay tome all day and have to communicate with the wife or the hubby and the kids ffs! I know of one of…
Our Wonderful Ladies Football Team, what an uplift to the majority of our country! Bless Up.
If any of the following offends you, I am not sorry you have the right to your opinion from there on in, I don't gaf! so there I will still write ffs !! Love you, XXX Yo yo, my man and my good lady and the others who are not sure, it's pigging August fs, it's 4am and it's pissing down outside and it's Saturday and I am pretty fairly stoned so I have to make a decision 'Will Mitchell & PENRYN Campus Car Boot Sale go ahead' after receiving the view of my team and a Landlord, and the…
Geoff Says; Rudeness galore Coffee time read or read it to him in bedtime, that’s exactly what one of my readers told me, then it’ a quick bonk innit though?
HAWAII Trip! AS most of our customers would agree that we do have some really important members of our team especially our 3 young ladies known as Seren, Lauren and the one and only Connie! They are immense fun to work with and their skills in being pleasant to all of our buyers and sellers are widely appreciated by the majority of our customers who meet with them during their work, anyway they had their first day yesterday at Newquay of selling a vast amount of items given to them by sellers and buyers alike. They will have their own…
Dealing with a real wind up merchant in 1995 from the stories of ‘GEOFF SAYS’ Blogs!
Here is story from the Geoff Says archives which I have updated but on reflection these were happier times at our Car Boots with larger than life great characters including everyone mentioned below. Great days. Not tonight dear I have got a bit of a headache! The names of the couple mentioned in this story have not been changed to protect their identities so this is a true story of which I reserve the rights to exaggerate a little; Menace & Dora; Around 1995 Truro Cattle Market Car Boot Sales were held every Saturday at 8.00am they were so popular…
Baby locked in car!
BABY LOCKED IN CAR! Throughout my over 60 years in the leisure industry including Butlins Entertainments Manager in Filey & Skegness and Pontins General Manager at Brean Sands before moving to Cornwall where Louise and myself started our Car Boots Cornwall in 1989, in effect I/we have handled millions and millions of customers seeking Entertainment or Leisure of some sort, then add to all of that the millions who have supported Car Boots Cornwall either as buyers or sellers plus plus plus all the 100s of thousands of kids brought by their parents to enjoy our Community events but this…
My Allegiance is to CORNWALL and King William and the memory of Princess Diana!
My Allegiance is to CORNWALL and King William and the memory of Princess Diana! What is wrong with the British public with the alleged support for Prince Charles who conned his way into the beautiful life of Princess Diana so he could get his wicked way to sperm-up and get another heir to the pigging throne then it's off old big-ears goes to the ugliest alleged royal personage what's her ficking name I seriously have completely foregotten ffs! (stoned again) It helps to have a smoke but I certainly will not be watching the sham Coronation, blocks to that ffs,…
TRURO/Easter Monday 26th March
TRURO Easter Monday; history! Today SUNDAY the 26th of March our Car Boot Sale at Truro was well supported all of our customers were aware of the new signs "BEWARE PICKPOCKETS" so the event was aware to be aware. A good crowd of sellers were trading well to be seen by the amount of boxes carrier bags trolleys all loaded up for their new homes as seen by hundreds of satisfied buyers making their way to load up the car, and then? back for more!! So all in all a nice pleasant day Marge, Ann, Posh Pat, have'nt seen Rita…
Update as promised for our holidays to the Indian Ocean and the Caribbean Islands for 2 weeks full board and an upgrade to a balcony all for £1500.00 each! What a BARGAIN!!
We had treated ourselves to a brand new pair of bright coloured yellow cases, we are sick of looking forever for our black cases on the carousel after long journeys sod the expense, so all we gotta do is look for these 'bright yellow' cases. We depart from Newquay Airport to Gatwick from there we board a plane that takes 6 hours roughly air flight to BARBADOS and man when you get there you are met with heat from the blazing sun! A coach the takes you direct to BRITANNIA the cruise liner of P & O where we will…